1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:07,000 NEOPULSAR PRESENTS 2 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 "Let's touch some wood" 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,500 You know Hannibal, beside Dick Vinyard and Max Stevenson... 4 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,500 ... Giants never had a good hitter during the 80's. 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,500 Their coach, did almost everything, incredible coach... 6 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,500 ...Garrett Murphy, you remember ? 7 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,500 And his incredible defense line... 8 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,300 But you know Futé, a good attack always 9 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,000 get his sources in a good defense. 10 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,000 I agree but that's less impressive.. 11 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,000 That's true, but it is more important to succeed. 12 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,500 And you Smurphy, do you know anything about baseball ? 13 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,500 Oh no! My favorite game is cricket! 14 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,800 And you ? Are you hitter or catcher ? 15 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,000 Hannibal, tell him to stop that right now... 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 ...or I will get angry. 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Calm down Barracuda, you know that he loves to play 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 with his sock ! Let him play! 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Someone is calling you "socket"! 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 He scares me talking to himself! 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 And I'm tired of driving this ridiculous car... 22 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 I did my best to find another vehicle. 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 We really lost some style with this car... 24 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 ...but I think that we won some discretion! 25 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 And the van wouldn’t be in the pound if you... 26 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 ...didn't park in handicapped space! 27 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 By the way we have a handicapped person in the rear seat 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Here we are, we should find the house easily. 29 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,000 Samantha Paddington ? 30 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,000 Yes, yes, that's me. 31 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,500 You tried to hire... 32 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,500 the A-Team ? 33 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,500 Exactly. 34 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,500 Hannibal Smith 35 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 My grand-father built this sawmill in 1938. 36 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Since his death, I'm running the business. 37 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I see, and you told be of a ... Mc Kranck ? 38 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Yes, he is a rich businessman from Texas 39 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,500 He owns most sawmills in Montana. 40 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,000 His henchmen and himself are ruling the wood business. 41 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,000 And.. of course he decided to get yours. 42 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,500 Exactly... look, he wants me to sign this. 43 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,000 Of course I won't do that! 44 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,500 Even if this sawmill is not making millions, 45 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,000 I can live with it. 46 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,500 Anyways this is family business, I will never sell it! 47 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,000 We will show Mc Kranck that this sawmill is not for sale! 49 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 He can come, we are waiting for them! 50 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,500 You means that you will help ? 51 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,000 One moment... how much money do you have ? 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:22,000 If I sell some jewelry, I can get maybe 50.000$ 53 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 It seems to be far from enough Hannibal... 54 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 This kind of operation cost a lot and... 55 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,500 This is McKranck's henchmen! 56 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,000 You can go, we'll join you 57 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,500 Barracuda, Futé, Looping... 58 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,500 Let's go! 59 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I will never sign this contract. 60 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Now you can leave! 61 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Miss Paddington! 62 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,500 Do you know that this decision will 63 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,000 not fit mister McKranck's will ? 64 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 But this decision looks great to me! 65 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Who are you ? What are you doing here ? 66 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Whoever I am, you have to know this sawmill... 67 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 ...is not for sale. So get away! 68 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Haha, guys, he is trying to threaten me! 69 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Come on Steven, let's kick his ass. 70 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,500 Barracuda! 71 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,000 Hannibal! Do you think McKranck will get that ? 72 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 I dont think so.. Try to find some information about him. 73 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 So ? She understood it's time to cooperate ? 74 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 I suppose she has no money to run her business now... 75 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Not really boss... 76 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,500 What do you mean by "not really" ?!? 77 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,000 We had a little problem.. 78 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Some guys came and it went wrong ... 79 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 What ?!? What do you mean ? 80 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,000 I told her she shouldn't call the police! 81 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 They were not police ... 82 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 At least they didn't look like policemen. 83 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 So who were they ? Family ? 84 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I don't know.. 85 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 I thought she had no family... 86 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 But I think they called their boss Hannibal. 87 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,000 and a strong tall man with military pants. 88 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Weird... anyways I will show them that... 89 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 ...nobody can ruin my plans. 90 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,000 We say in Texas that wood burns like oil, 91 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 let's verify that. 92 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,000 You will see, our sawmill is smaller than others, 93 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 But this valley is full of sawmills! 94 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Look! We can almost see it from here! 95 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 That's not possible! 96 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,000 Let's see what happens. 97 00:06:29,000 --> 06:30:50,000 Oh no... my sawmill! 98 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,500 That's not possible! 99 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,000 This time he goes too far, 100 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,500 let's warn Barracuda and Looping. 101 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Something is strange in this case... 102 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Why McKranck tries absolutely to take this sawmill ? 103 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 That's true it has nothing special! 104 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 So Futé, did you found anything ? 105 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 It was not easy but, I know what Mc Kranck wants. 106 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 That might surprise you but, 107 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 He's here for oil! 108 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Oil ?!? But we are in Montana! 109 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 What else Futé ? 110 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 According to hydrocarbon oils statments, 111 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 you sawmill was built on top of oil. 112 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 That's impossible, not in Montana! 113 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 I swear it's true, reports from the 114 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Western Union Petroleum Center are clear. 115 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 So McKranck is in oil business... 116 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Sawmills is an excuse to cover up his operations. 117 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 He'll show him yours is not for sale. 118 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Futé, this is the list of what we need. 119 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,500 that will be good, that too.. 120 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,000 but where do you want me to find double-layer steel plates ? 121 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 You know that you always found everything! 122 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,500 So Futé, you have everything ? 123 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,000 Yes Hannibal, you know me. 124 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 But it was hard, especially for sulfur oxide. 125 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,500 Well done... okay guys, we have work. 126 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I wonder how I can give it back now ... 127 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Don't say that, you haven't rented it! 128 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,500 Looping get out of the car, you and Barracuda knows 129 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:54,000 what you have to do. Dont forget to wait for the signal! 130 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Futé, come with me, we have to visit McKranck. 131 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,500 Actually, the sawmill probably has turned to ashes. 132 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,000 I hope this little bitch understood she have 133 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 to give me her sawmill! 134 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Don't move! 135 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Who are you ? How did you come in ? 136 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 The door was opened, we just had to push! 137 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 They are the men Samantha Paddigont hired. 138 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Who are you ? 139 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I would define ourselves as an ecologic team 140 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 who doesn’t want to see oil pumps around here. 141 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 You seem to have information.. what do you want ? 142 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 We give you back your contract... 143 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Yeap, with a few notes added! 144 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 The sawmill is not for sale, 145 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 and will never be, 146 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 by the way, don't get close of the sawmill 147 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 or you will regret it. 148 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 You are taking risks.. 149 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Don't worry McKranck, 150 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,500 I love to live dangerously. 151 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,000 Come on Futé, let's go. 152 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,000 They will pay for that! 153 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Come on Steven, let's go! 154 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,000 Hannibal, they are following us! 155 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I love it when a plan comes together! 156 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,000 Who are those guys ?!? 157 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 What the hell are they ?!? 158 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,700 Tell Looping we are getting close. 159 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,500 Okay! 160 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,500 Looping, do you hear me ? 161 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,000 Yeap Futé, perfectly! 162 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 We are coming close to the meeting area. 163 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Do you see anything Smurphy ?!? 164 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Aaaaaffirmative! 165 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,500 Barracuda, it's your turn! 166 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,500 Okay Futé, we're coming! 167 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,500 It's a cul-de-sac, they are done! 168 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 What's that ?!?? 169 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Let's go! 170 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I love it when a plan comes together! 171 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,500 Come one Looping, let's play! 172 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Don't move Mc Kranck! Give me your weapon! 174 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I love it when a plan comes together! 175 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Another plan which worked perfectly! 176 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,500 And that is thanks to Smurphy, who never 177 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,000 hesitated to risk his life, to let us win! 179 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Stop that right now or you will eat this sock! 181 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Produced by 182 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000 According to the FFGD (French Funky Freaks Federation) 183 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Directed by 184 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,500 Story by 185 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,800 Cameraman 186 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Set Photographers 187 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Weapon and decoy design 188 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,600 Edition, Mixing, Special Effects 189 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Costumes and makeup 190 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,500 Thanks to all those who participated to the project: 192 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,000 Coutherez, Janin and Lucchini families for their support, 193 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,500 A. Bernard, F. Sart and B. Schneider for the cars, 194 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,000 Thomas Subtil for the explosions, Florian for his gun, 195 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,500 Fred and Trand for sacrificing their hair! 196 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,000 Thanks to those who gave their time for a desperate cause! 197 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,500 A big thanks to the stunts: 198 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,000 Maxime Bernard (gave the best of himself) 199 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,500 Antoine Lejeune (jumping like a baby-goat) 200 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,000 Antoine Bernard (a.k.a. Rolling-Antoine) 201 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,500 Marc Janin (member of the shotgun fed.) 202 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,000 Mathieu Janin (kick-his-ass man) 203 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Also many henchmen! 204 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Antoine Bernard as Steven Anderson (henchman 1) 205 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Mathieu Janin as Michael Prinsley (henchman 2) 206 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Maxime Bernard as Drew Eagle (henchman 3) 207 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Marc Janin as John Andrew Halloway (henchman 4) 208 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Florian Sart as Scott Fitzpatrick (henchman 5) 209 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Bertrand Janin as John Machingun 210 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Maud Coutherez as Bridget Benelli 211 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Antoine Lejeune as Rodney Mullet 213 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,500 A big total of 314 scenes in 17 minutes including 90 scenes 214 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,000 with special effects (2h of work for each) 14 explosions with 215 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,500 at least 4h of work for each 370 Euros (470 US$) of budget! 217 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,000 This is the only A-Team episode where the small budget 218 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,500 made Hannibal be a henchman shooting himself during 219 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,000 about 2 minutes!! 220 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Some technical help... 221 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Holding the sound pole : 222 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:77,000 Antoine, Maud, JB, Alex, Mathieu, Brunal d'H2, Trand 223 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 GFX made by Alex, JB and of course, Flour's PARTNER 224 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Neopulsar, September 2004 225 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,000 A friend's project, the way we like them.